Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
by bigsexxxy August 23, 2010
A completely liquid bowel movement.
That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005