Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
by bigsexxxy August 23, 2010
Top Definition
A completely liquid bowel movement.
That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.
by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.
by Ben Paxton September 14, 2007
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