3 definitions by Ben Paxton

The old faithful

when a male ejaculates into their partners belly-button crevice and proceeds to punch them in the sides and making the man-juice shoot up like a geyser.

neil gave that bitch the old faithful last night.

by Ben Paxton September 14, 2007

ass coffee

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.

mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.

by Ben Paxton September 14, 2007

chocolate kiss

when you kiss someone on the cheek (face) with your ass leaving a fecal stain on the cheek.

my girlfriend loves it when i give her a chocolate kiss.

by Ben Paxton September 14, 2007