stump water

Any substance that smells like it came out of a wet tree stump.

Guinness smells and tastes like stump water.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

percocet

World's greatest multi-purpose narcotic.

"Doctor, my life hurts, I need some percocet. Now GIVE IT HERE!"

Brad drove for 1 1/2 hr and went to some run down trailer park full of undesirables for some percocet.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

foopah

Medical term used to describe a fat person's stomach. It's the fat and skin that hangs down over their legs or to their knees. (butt in the front)

"Can you wash me underneath my foopah?"

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

Dopesick

An undesirable person who is unworthy of their own existence. Their drug of choice is usually heroin, but they will smoke, snort, or shoot any substance. You don't want to touch anything this person has touched previously.

Dopesick will sell us some percocet but we have to give him a ride.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

funk eliminator

The wonderful narcotic known as PERCOCET. This medicine was invented to eliminate the funk which follows binge-use of ecstasy.

I'm not eating them things (x) unless I have some of them other things (percs).

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

ecstasy

rolldogs, diso biscuit, x, xtc, love drug
The single most awesome drug in existence. If you catch a good roll, you'll feel like you're going down a sliding board covered in silk for about 4 hours (best accompanied by a vibrator held to the temple.. or anywhere else that feels good!). Catch a rough one, and you'll feel like you're on a 4 hour roller coaster with a broken handlebar. Also, the funk that ensues makes you wish you were dead. Follow with funk eliminator

They ate x for 5 days straight.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005