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1. ass coffee
A completely liquid bowel movement.
That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.
by PerCoceT Jan 20, 2005 add a video
2. ass coffee
Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
3. ass coffee
when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.
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