Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.
I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go
One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.
by haloreach4life September 30, 2010
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A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!
by skotobasilio February 3, 2009
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Aggressively flatulating.
I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.
by The spagnetti master! June 14, 2016
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When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.
Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!
by Ricky and Carlos July 7, 2011
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