Aspoiding 

The act of consciously avoiding discussing the plot details of a piece of media while in the presence of someone who has not experienced it. Alternatively, the act of consciously avoiding or ignoring information regarding media you have not experienced.

A portmanteau of "avoiding" and "spoiler".

"Mike hasn't seen Star Wars yet, so we're aspoiding it around him."
"I can't afford to see the new Star Wars until the end of the week... it's tough aspoiding it on the internet."
"I haven't seen that yet. Please aspoid it if you can."

Aspoiding by Tacheon Black December 26, 2019

apoding 

Verb. (1) Showing off money or excess in an attempt to compensate for a small penis and less than average looks; (2) beating your mediocre looking girlfriend during a drunken roid rage; (3) pretending to be happy when you actually have a small penis and hate your life; (4) knowingly acting like a douchebag for attention.

I couldn't please my mediocre looking girlfriend with my small dick, so I posted some pics of me apoding on instagram to make me feel better.

apoding by WebsterMirriam the 3rd April 12, 2013

asloinge 

the feeling that comes when someone near you is being annoying, loud, or mentally exhausting.
it is the border between sane and insane. This is used to describe a feeling towards a person or group of people which are making you have a bad time

"Oh no, the asloinge is coming.."
"Ugh, asloinge."

asloinge by slema June 10, 2022

Axeploding 

a space event where the sun explodes as it is sponsored by the hygiene company AXE

axe body spray is sponsoring the sun axeploding!

Axeploding by AAET May 27, 2024