"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"
by Asploded_on_ya_face May 25, 2009
Strong Bad: Your head asplode.
by Daniel Webster December 31, 2005
To explode.
Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.
Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.
by Crovax of 404 December 20, 2004
verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)
A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.
Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.
Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*
"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*
"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
by TerraGamerX March 11, 2009
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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