verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)
A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.
Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop
will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*
"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*