Asspiration 

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

Asspiration by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

Asspiration 

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

Asspiration by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.

Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!

Asperfation by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

Aspiration 

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.

Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009

Ashirmation 

Undeserved affirmation that has been demanded by a needy person - normally some kind of celebrity

Ash: Hey, everyone, I acted like an ordinary decent human being
Rose: oh, good
Ash: HEY, EVERYONE, I ACTED LIKE AN ORDINARY DECENT HUMAN BEING
Rose: What do you need, a medal, or just a bit of ashirmation?

Ashirmation by ninjar November 4, 2014

aspirantional 

A mixture between Aspire and Inspirational.
used as a word to describe somebody who inspires you and and you aspire to be like.

Your a very Aspirantional person.

aspirantional by DC...... November 23, 2009

aspirationalist 

Someone who aspires to be something/someone else.

Don drinks Peroni because he's an aspirationalist...he should be drinking Miller Lite cuz Peroni is out of his league.

aspirationalist by Pladset July 6, 2008