alanic

Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.

Wow 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife? That's ironic! No it's not -- it's alanic.

alanic by Mojotronica July 15, 2004

Alanic

Something that isn't ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy Canadian bint. Named after Alanis Morisette's "Ironic".

"It's like rain on your wedding day" is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. Otherwise it just sucks.

Alanic by Kanaris February 1, 2009

asianicus parenticus 

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).

"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"

asianicus parenticus by fing ringer March 10, 2023

Aslanidis 

Aslanidis is a derivation from the Ottoman surname Aslanoglou used by Greek population before being either expelled or exterminated. The surname Aslanoglou derives from the actual Greek Guild Aslanoglou or simply put Aslan Guild (which means "Lion" in Ottoman), which was a wealthy Greek Guild with large territories in the Pontos, Capadocia and other parts of Asia Minor. The original members of the guild were either expelled or exterminated by the Turks of Kemal Ata Turk, an inhuman monstrous madman. There are still nowadays descendants of this guild who have survived and are eager to punish the Turkish mind-controlling government and release from that Islam the Greek population in Turkey that has been brainwashed, by being converted to Genizari.

All Aslanidis are joining back in to release their territories from the evil Islamic invaders.

Aslanidis by JohnnyTheGreekIII February 8, 2010

Aspanic

If a person is half African or African American and half Hispanic; If you can't tell if someone is African or Hispanic.

"Is Jim of African or Hispanic decent?"

" I have know idea we'll have to call him Aspanic."

Aspanic by Bito/andeits December 18, 2012

Asianic 

Term describing a black asian brother

Yo this bhungra club is well amazing i love asianic music

Asianic by Jackir September 27, 2004

ashlanic 

ashlanic (ashlane) is a place that is basically hell on earth,no man would ever enter or attempt to leave,only 3 known people have ever survived that evil hellish place.

i wont be in this ashlanic hell no more i cant do this shit ima kms

ashlanic by Sherie oliver July 13, 2025