Ask me if I shiv a git 

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.

Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!

Ask me if I shiv a git by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

ask me that again 

The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask the question again, be prepared to hear a tirade

I hear you brother is in the National Guard and has been deployed to Iraq. Do you support Dubbya?
Ask me that again

ask me that again by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Ask Me Arse 

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

Ask Me Arse by Brian February 21, 2005

ask me if I care 

used when you want someone to stop annoying you

- yesterday night's game was awesome
- ask me if I care

ask me if I care by pitfromparis July 22, 2007

Ask Me Bollix 

A term used prodominantly in Dublin to express disapproval/disinterest.
Bollix is the pronunciation of the word "Bollocks", used in Britain as a discription of testeicles.
In Dublin Bollix can be used to describe both testicles or an individual.

See also: "Will you ever fuck off, and ask me fuckin bollix?"

Or

"That fella's only a little fuckin Bollix"

Will you be supporting England in the World cup?

"Ask me Bollix"

Ask Me Bollix by Frano September 8, 2006

ask-me-bollox 

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

ask-me-bollox by Gem September 23, 2004

ask me out boots 

High heeled boots that sexy but not as high, pointy, or sugguestive as "Fuck Me Boots". They fall between "Fuck Me Boots" and "Leave me alone Boots" often worn by construction workers and lesbians.

Kevin: Amy has her ask me out boots on again, she looks hot today.

David: Yeah, they are hot but nothing like Mandie's fuck me boots.

ask me out boots by jamison313 December 28, 2007