Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 14, 2013
by Ollie Oxenfree May 30, 2004
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
by Darren May 29, 2004
A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
by Kyle September 7, 2004
An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
by FightClubber December 30, 2009
the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
by RayH January 16, 2004
An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush
Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 January 23, 2012