Ashtead

Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.

6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?

Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.

Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.

Ashtead by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008

Ashter 

Quick-Witted, Manipulative, Hyper & Intellectually sexy.

Epitome of all things controversial.

Known to be effortlessly persuasive at everything & creating awkward situations only to sit back and smile.

I can't believe I fell for that. How do you even come with with all these Ashter moments?

Or

Its deep, "Oh shit I hope this doesn't turn into a Ashter moment".

Ashter by Ash Tray March 29, 2019

Ashteroth 

A Nephilim name in the old book of the bible.

Ashteroth killed the false profit in a flame of fire!

Ashteroth by KaiserDivus August 9, 2006

Asherdifeg 

A huge explosion of fecal matter, that covers a group of at least 4 living creatures.

Did you hear about Tim? He had an Asherdifeg all over that family of ducks in the park.

Asherdifeg by The Almighty Rememberer April 3, 2011

ashtred

She is a kind and sweet person. She has a great personality and has a very unique name. She is loyal to you in any situation. People might think she is ugly but she wouldn’t care. She only loves people that love her Forbes who she is.

Person A: did you hear about Ashtred
Person B: Yeah why
Person A: She is uglyyyy
Person B: She is amazing and smart so leave her alone
Person A: wtf
Person B: She won’t even care about what you say

ashtred by And I oppp skakskskskskks November 5, 2019

Asterday 

The word for the before yesterday

Remember asterday when we went to Belgium?

Asterday by eman99 November 8, 2021