ashfucker

A person who likes to have sex with the cremated remains of a human being.

You: I herd you have a tiny wang, dude.
Friend: That's not what your mom said last night!
You: My mom's dead, you ashfucker!

by lulzslaev1 December 1, 2010

ashfuck

to be anally fucked/raped.

OMG he's going to ashfuck us! BACKS TO THE WALLS.

by funsize.funforall. April 19, 2009