as dicks 

A phrase used in addition to any adjective to enhance its meaning and/or emphasize the statement.

Guy 1: "That dude is tall as dicks!"

Guy 2: "My ice cream melted. *sadface* It's so hot out here!"
Guy 3: "How hot?"
Guy 2: "Hot as dicks!"

as dicks by Renegades January 26, 2012

Stiff as dicks 

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.

"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."

Stiff as dicks by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014

gay as 2 dicks touching 

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

gay as 2 dicks touching by migumbo October 25, 2009

Happy as a dog with two dicks 

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

Happy as a dog with two dicks by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

Yummy as Dick 

Yummy as dick. aka YAD

Sometimes the things in life are in fact yummy as dick, or so I've been told.

The pinot noir I had was yummy as dick.

Yummy as Dick by Delta Kiral December 23, 2011

Hot as dick 

term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.

Dude, its hot as dick today.

Hot as dick by fivedollalove May 13, 2010