A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance

The black sheep sibling of Artificial Intelligence, promiscuously spreading misinformation and calumny which can never be corrected, denied or retrieved, set in digital stone.

Although Jack was happily attached and leading a blameless life, he awakened one morning to the news that he was on Tinder, listed with a gender identity and sexual preference he had never actually heard of, was the target of several concurrently pending lawsuits, had been arrested for bestiality at the age of twelve, failed in his fifth attempt at getting a GED, declared bankruptcy twice, and, perhaps the greatest insult, had appended to his profile an unflattering photo of someone else with his exact name. All of this was out there forever. Forever, and it was sure to spread. There was no one to complain to. Nobody. Welcome to the age of A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance.

A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance by Monkey's Dad September 12, 2023

Fake Artificial Intelligence 

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

Fake Artificial Intelligence by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011

artificial intelligence 

Natural blonde who dyed his/her hair in a dark(er) color.

That girl went to a hairdresser to get some artificial intelligence.

artificial intelligence by Coenie November 14, 2004

artificial intelligence 

Describes a program that partly acts like a human. This term can be used to make your code seem smarter than it actually is (it's called marketing.) This concept is sometimes represented in pathetic stock images depicting creepy robots.

If artificial intelligence can't take over the world yet, it can still write poems. That's cool.

artificial intelligence by a2br March 2, 2021

artificial intelligence 

A form of life which can think, decide, and have "feelings" that was created by another species.

"The latest robotic design is believed to be the first artificial intelligence"

"The 'matrix' is an artificial intelligence"

artificial intelligence by Artificial Intelligence July 28, 2004

Artificial Ignorance 

When AI is created incorrectly and therefore is dysfunctional and ignorant; vs. a new form of superior intellect.

All the hype about the future of AI was ruined by its true essence of ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE that made it worthless.

Artificial Ignorance by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

artificial insemination 

One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.

Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.

artificial insemination by quickly becoming useless October 19, 2003