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Arse-piece 

Arse-piece, can be used as and alternative to arsehole or asshole. The word originated from deep in the heart of Glasgow. Although its specific origin is still unknown, arse-piece is believed to have descended from the word ring piece, and is used as a term to refer to someone annoying or pesky.
Malcy: Haw! Arse-piece, yer baws are oan fire!

Georgie: Ta sherlock!

English translation

Malcolm: You there! Arse-piece, your testicles are alight!

George: Thanks Sherlock
Arse-piece by Jonsey-boy-live December 14, 2010
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Arse-piece 

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.
"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".
Arse-piece by Elmer Gee February 1, 2023

piece of arse 

Direct from the motherland, a more eloquent way to refer to a smoking female specimen. After all, she's not a donkey.
I had a jolly ol' time last night with my blokes up in Newcastle. You should have seen Nigel score that smashing piece of townie arse, right as the bar closed at the puritanical hour of 11pm.
piece of arse by Cryogenic Stasis November 21, 2004

arsepiece 

A shite cunt that no one likes
this guy i work with is a total arsepiece
arsepiece by joe mcglynn June 11, 2006

arsepeice 

what the fuck did you do that for you arsepeice
arsepeice by young arsepeice November 3, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026