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arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.
"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."
by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014
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