The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
My arse grapes are playing me up.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.
Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.
by tommus February 28, 2006