Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.
"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."
The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.
"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"
The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"
A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.
"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"
Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.
"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "
A term used to describe a man who specializes in the art of pulling his hood. Hoodpulling is commonly known as masturbation and gets it's name from the backward and forward motion of the foreskin during the hand shandy
"Tarquin's a right hoodpuller he spends all his pocket-money on porn. Filthy little bastard!"