Definitions by gogggg

arse grapes 

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

arse grapes by gogggg February 10, 2006

green fiend 

A name commonly used to describe the type of person who likes to sit around all day chuffing on a fat marijuana bifter.

'That Robbie is a right green fiend, all he does is sit there smoking reefers and playing that bloody playstation all day'

green fiend by gogggg February 6, 2006

Geriatrophile 

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.

"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"

Geriatrophile by gogggg February 6, 2006

yoghurt rocket

A term for the projectile like form of the penis and the yoghurt like semen that is squirted from it at the point of orgasm.

As Angela gently tickled Richards love spuds his yoghurt rocket was pointed skyward and ready for action.

yoghurt rocket by gogggg January 28, 2006

minnie minor

Plymouth Janner slang for the vagina.

"Ooooh my minnie minor is on fire, must have contracted a good dose of the clap down milleniums last night"

minnie minor by gogggg January 28, 2006

Geordie bastard 

A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.

"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"

Geordie bastard by gogggg January 28, 2006

BRONTA 

A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)

"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"

"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"

BRONTA by gogggg January 28, 2006