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11.
a lesbian stalker
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by Stickerless Stickleby September 30, 2003
 
1.
South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.
"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"
by Jo May 02, 2004
 
2.
an uncircumcised penis, as defined by the gay community, or my friend perry.
i went to go down on him, and he whipped it out and an armadillo popped out - it looked like it was wearing a fucking hoodie.
by Laquanda Adams Fashiqi December 10, 2007
 
3.
Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.
My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.
by Kelen Keller July 01, 2010
 
4.
Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.
"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."
by homebroslice24 March 08, 2010
 
5.
To provide weapons to a spanish pickle.
He is suspected of buying weapons to armadillo.
by Kraeloc May 22, 2004
 
6.
Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).
Look at the size of that armadillos penis!
by Arman Van Helden August 09, 2011
 
7.
An exclamatory word to express extreme coolness.
That 69' Shelby is sexy! Armadillo!

Yo, that jacket is tight son! You betta run that shit, bitch! Armadillo!
by Shawty2008 August 30, 2008