The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.
by the bradmeister March 6, 2009
A dusty armadillo is performed by having doggy style sex (vaginal or anal) and, at the crescendo of the performance, dump some talcum powder on the girl's head and call out, "Dusty Armadillo," and punch her in the back of the head.
"Man, I was plowing away on that girl and gave her a dusty armadillo. I couldn't see for like ten minutes, that shit went everywhere"
by Big Al 250R May 20, 2006
The Armadillo Theory is the theory that once a specific arbitrary object or idea has been mentioned obscurely , or encountered randomly, that this time object or idea will suddenly appear more frequently in one's life. This is strictly based on noticing something that was already occurring in one's life, but without significance.
Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory
by ArmadilloTheory March 14, 2017
the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.
by azizy15 November 22, 2011
Sunny the Armadillo you fail at life...
by I pass at life December 17, 2004
when you dump everything out of a backpack during class and unzip the small pocket of the backpack then squeeze all of the other slots in the small pockets from the inside to make a form of a armodillo then zip it up once done
by Xx77Ian77xX June 17, 2010
A witty Canadian with a bitingly sarcastic sense of humor and the ability to win the hearts of many with his loveable cruelty and noob-bashing.
Newb: Hiy, gys, wuts up. Im n00 two teh forumz and thawt i shhuld say hie i <3 Watrmanan <insert several obnoxious smilies here>
Sunny: You fail at life
Sunny: You fail at life
by ChillyGod March 22, 2005