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armadilloing 

when you dump everything out of a backpack during class and unzip the small pocket of the backpack then squeeze all of the other slots in the small pockets from the inside to make a form of a armodillo then zip it up once done
hey man stop armadilloing my backpack
armadilloing by Xx77Ian77xX June 19, 2010

Armadildoing 

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
Armadildoing by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

armadillon

A female who:
1) Is awesome
2) has a cruty outer covering, and
3) carries leprosy, although immune to the disease herself, much like an armadillo
Whoa, Amanda, you are awesome, have crusty skin, and gave me leprosy (much like an armadillo); from this day on, you are dubbed: ARMADILLON.
armadillon by branch lugrand October 3, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026