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Ark Music Factory 

An evil record label founded by Patrice Wilson created to brainwash idiotic 13-year-olds into thinking they can sing (see Rebecca Black), then releasing some horrid 'smash hit' that goes extremely viral and eventually hated. Their fame got larger and larger with the release of Rebecca Black's Friday, known by Rolling Stone, TIME Magazine, and other companies as "the worst song ever." Other awful works by this corporation include Alana Lee's 'Butterflies' and Ariana Dvornik's "Fly Away." All songs are known to contain stupid teenagers doing adult things, ludicrous amounts of autotune, the founder's voice in every song, some kind of 'party,' and other things. Patrice himself owns a YouTube account by the name of 'trizzy66.' This account name proves he's evil because 'trizzy' has six letters in it followed by the number 66. Altogether, this means 666, meaning he has to be evil.
Ark Music Factory is an evil, pedophilic company that thinks it's okay to exploit teenagers and turn them into corporate money-making machines. Yeah, they make Warner Music Group and VEVO look like the angels of record labels.

Ark Music Factory 

A music label masterminded by Patrice Wilson, who (rather cleverly) preys on the young aspiring pop star's desire to be recognized. Many of the people featured in these music videos are girls, presumably in Middle School, with a noticeably wealthy family; their equally wealthy friends usually co-star. This, accompanied by the outright stupidity of the song (i.e. I Love Chinese Food), makes Ark Music Factory especially susceptible to hatred. Sense the release of Rebecca Black's classic "Friday" AMF's business, quite curiously, has boomed rather than stagnated. Because of this apparent boom, we can expect to see more, increasingly cheesy music titles that commentators ages 12-16 flock to hate.
"The whole song is fucking terrible. No fucking kidding. This is just 10000000000X worse than Friday. FUCKING AWFUL "
-Someone's reaction after watching one of Ark Music Factory's more recent titles.
Ark Music Factory by Der Blucher December 1, 2013

Awkfactory 

A person who generates awkwardness with the speed and efficiency of an assembly-line of factory workers.
"Oh my god, Susan is such an awkfactory...especially when she's drunk. The other night she spent the whole party trying to setup my friend and his ex. It was bad."
Awkfactory by BBSC December 12, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026