A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “
NPC”. It’s
2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true
religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.
*Walks into a
Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.
*Sees a Hispanic light-
skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass
nigga *crying emoji*.