A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “
Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true
religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L
rizz.
*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn
bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.
*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo
bro look at that Alfonzo ass
nigga *crying emoji*.