it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 4, 2020

It's not you, it's me.

When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...

Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."

by LoZzA April 30, 2004

you ain't a G unless you me

a statement that one would use to declare themselves as the one and only G gangster.

"like i've always said you ain't a G unless you me."

by Dillon Thomson February 23, 2009

You fuck with me, you stuck with me

When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.

Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"

by Lil Booty February 3, 2017

Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?!

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.

When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

by Nikki Stixx May 8, 2019

you melt me

famous phrase in the dreamnotfound fan fiction “heatwaves” by tbhyourelame on ao3

“your voice sounds like fire, it burns”
“i burn you”
“you melt me”

by vespidae November 27, 2020

are you shitting me?

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.

Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?

by amc91 April 25, 2006