Sperm Aqueduct 

Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt

A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".

The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2

1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.

2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.

Sperm Aqueduct by YourMother1 September 5, 2008

aquaduck fart 

The resulting expulsion and harmonic tone of fart while partially immersed in water. A duck firing a machine gun and quacking at the same time but without the machine gun noise will sound very similar. The noise is caused by the film of water between the buttocks that produces excess surface tension. When the gas passes through this matrix of abnormal conditions it reverberates to and fro causing the machine gun burst noise. This is a particularly good fart as the residue is mostly washed away.

hey man i did an awsome aquaduck fart in the shower the other day...
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?

aquaduck fart by sdchmd February 13, 2010

Aqueduct 

An aqueduct is a large structure used to transport fluid from one place to another.

KIND OF LIKE YOUR MOM!!!

aqueduct

Aqueduct by WindNinjaLizzie June 2, 2020

Roman Aqueduct 

sexual act requiring 3 or more people (one must be male); sexual act when a woman ejaculates/urinates down a man's penis which runs over the balls, down the taint, and to the anus. The preceding liquid is to be drunk by the third party at the site of the anus.

Named after the Roman Aqueducts that brought water to Rome from surrounding areas using a network of drainage areas and gravity.

A man and a woman are having sex. She ejaculates and the preceding liquid is drunk by a third party that ran down the mans penis, over his balls, down his taint, and pools up at the anus. This is a Roman Aqueduct.

Roman Aqueduct by HSandy October 29, 2012

Aqueductrious 

A Channelled wave of thought.

The society was aqueductrious, which allowed them to focus on their work.

Aqueductrious by Michael Brancho January 26, 2009

Aqueduct 

A place where you can lose all your money, gamble with loads of degenerites, and slap a program against your thigh while yelling nonsence like an asshole at the top of your lungs.

Yo, lets go to Aqueduct and win some money!

Aqueduct by D J April 27, 2006

Aquaducks 

A carnival game where the competitors utilize a water jet (often in the shape of a pistol) mounted to the counter, firing a stream of water at a target (This figure can be any object, but in this case, a Duck.) thereby causing a balloon to inflate. The winner is determined by whoever infuses the greatest amount of water and causes the balloon to break first .

This game attracts the very young, the overly served, and the adolescent wishing to impress someone of opposite sex, or not.

Terry got soaked after playing "Aquaducks" over 15 times, but finally won the stuffed rabbit for Chris.

Aquaducks by pab1usa April 29, 2010