aquame 

aquatic mammal

look at that tiny aquame

aquame by blaao May 23, 2012

Aquadeuce 

When you shit in the water. It's not a very pleasant experience. You can't wipe your ass after an aquadeuce because the toilet paper will get soggy. This is a last resort for sailors. You don't aquadeuce unless the bathroom is broken in your boat.

I have to aquadeuce

That aquadeuce was not fun

Aquadeuce by Aquadeuces August 15, 2016

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

The Aquaman Conundrum by V. Ampersand August 24, 2008

Aquamayne 

The Unlikely Black Superhero who jumped and swam like hell to save a brother from being jumped. Mf saw that cap fly in the air and came to the rescue

“We need more people like Aquamayne”

Aquamayne by vatman. August 7, 2023

Aquapeinshmeed 

The subtle moment when you are pooping and the little, dense pebbles splash the urine and water solution to clean your ass in a bidet-like fashion.

Damn, that story reminds me of the time that I aquapeinshmeeded myself.

Aquapeinshmeed by Coolbroski1 December 26, 2019

Aquaman 

A severely underrated hero. Partly due to bad writing and partly due to idiots who refuse to a little bit of research.

Real name Arthur Curry born of a human father and Atlantian mother. His abilities are not limited to talking to fish, he can communicate with ALL marine life (whales, sharks, giant squids, etc.). He also has super strength (spiderman level on land, superman level in the ocean.) He's and expert sword combatant and has a magic hand the negates magic attacks, so fan favorites like Loki are screwed!

On top of all of that, HES THE GODDAMN KING OF ATLANTIS!!

Generic Douche: "You suck Aquaman!"

*Aquaman grabs douche and hurls him into the sky*

Aquaman: "Whatever you say"

Aquaman by Redfoxboss October 16, 2014

aquahead 

The act of receiving head while in a bathtub/pool/hottub/ocean/etc.

You might wanna clean your pool cause your mom gave me aquahead in it last night and i came all over your shallow end.

aquahead by Chris_Wright July 1, 2009