Aquagenic Urticaria 

An extremely rare allergy to water that effects only a handful of people around the world. Symptoms include getting hives, burning, or itching sensations after making contact with water, or even their own sweat and tears. Drinking water can cause shortness of breath.

God bless people with Aquagenic Urticaria. It shows just how fortunate we really are.

Aquagenic Urticaria by Randomkid2222 April 24, 2011

aquaponic 

adjective; a plant growing technology dependent on the naturally occurring symbiotic relationship between fish and plants, living and growing, in a water circulating soilless sytem contained within a controled environment/facility.

generally speaking, aquaponics is a chemical free, natural process; therefore the produce can be labeled organic.

that aquaponic facility produces tilapia, lettuce and peppers.

aquaponic by bioponic world foundation February 16, 2014

Aquasnicker 

The action of wetting something with water (H2O)

Rohan you just aquasnickered my jacket!

Aquasnicker by Empio Master February 26, 2021

Aquapenis

Function: noun
Etymology: Latin

Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.

The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.

Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.

Not to be confused with shrinkage.

An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.

Mary: Hey Tom...Would you like to fuck me in this large body of water?
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.

Aquapenis by OneLostChapter December 8, 2005

aquagender 

A gender that changes depending on what kind of body or water your near such as ocean, lakes, pools and more

Is that a lake? My aquagender is kicking in

aquagender by ATGMAN05 March 11, 2019

Aquadenic Fish 

Zombie fish living in the deeps of your local lakes and ponds.

Maybe we shouldn’t swim because of all those scary aquadenic fish in the lake.

Aquadenic Fish by thunkingboutchopper September 1, 2022

Aquagrinchy 

An individual that by chance an perhaps time of day or completely different circumstances or even starvation sites another man’s crab pot fish rod bent over with no one around and without even a single thought or care about repercussions pulls that line or pot to the surface and by coincidence it has one of the biggest fish or crab that he’s ever seen and in the blink of an eye he slips straight back up the dirty ass chimney he slid down all with the cheesest grin like the sessiacat to proud of the dark act he had just performed 🎣🤥

AQUAGRINCHY:- someone that will pull your crab pot wined your bent over fishing rod in look at your big ass fish or crab and because you’ve ducked to the toilet out of sight come back and he’s claiming it was his

Aquagrinchy by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024