apre

sex position involving white male senior and asian freshman

stop don't touch my apre!!!

apre by mmm mm good January 27, 2009

apre fools 

april foolsing someone before april first

putting an old parking ticket of yours under a friends windshield wiper on March 31th. "Apre Fools"!

apre fools by rvabyrd April 9, 2011

Après cunt 

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

Après cunt by silkpouch September 25, 2007

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

Après fart by indybob November 21, 2011

Aprendectus 

A synonym to smart. To be intelligent or non-academically high iq'd.

Academically, I am not smart, though I am considered aprendectus by friends.

Aprendectus by imdonut October 19, 2020

apres skiing 

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots

Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.

apres skiing by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011

apreesh 

Alternate form to the word "Appreciate"

"Thanks for the props. I apreesh.

apreesh by ThatVargas February 4, 2005