applelicker 

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

applelicker by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007

applefucked 

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

applefucked by DrPhist November 5, 2011

lazy applesaucer 

someone using their fork from dinner to eat applesauce because they're too lazy to get a spoon

man 1: hey want some applesauce?

man2: yeah sure

man1: need a spoon?

man2: nah im good, imma lazy applesaucer it.

lazy applesaucer by cregg go hard March 9, 2010

apple sucker

When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red

-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker

apple sucker by Angry betch June 24, 2017

applelicker 

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to like someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

applelicker by Jerk4240 July 26, 2007

Applesuck 

The sudden, uncontrollable urge to suck a fruit.

Mike: Oh no, I’m feeling applesuck.

Applesuck by Snek_ June 12, 2021