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An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"
applebees by Ksarah August 10, 2007

Take Your Grandma to Applebees 

An unknown sexual position, as appearing on Conan O'Brien.
Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

Taking Grandma to Applebees 

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
resteraunt struggling to stay open/sit down resteraunt
larry had a burger from applebees
applebees by chicfi October 25, 2019

AppleBees's Customer Service

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

scary_applebees 

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Well then what are you doing with your life?
scary_applebees by 3:59am April 10, 2021