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when one ties a rope around the nutsack, up the back, and around the neck such that should one sit down voluntarily (or be forced to sit down), the balls are pulled underneath the ass and sat upon
That chick I met online made me applepan myself before she'd show me her tits.

One applepanning's usually enough for a night.
by Falafel Mitt October 16, 2004

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