Johnny apple weed 

the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice

"Dude i smoked some johnny apple weed and now i fuccin stoned

Johnny apple weed by DeCoY189th November 13, 2010

johnny apple weed 

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.

"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"

johnny apple weed by ill spills October 13, 2007

Appleweed 

Extremely seedy marijuana buds.

Buyer: Damn this has hella seeds.
Dealer: I'm not gonna lie, it's some appleweed.

Ex 2:
Person 1: I'm tired of these seedy buds.
Person 2: Then stop buying from Johny Appleweed.

Appleweed by NCTarzan December 4, 2010

Johnny Appleseeds 

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

Johnny Appleseeds by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

Johnny Appleweed 

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

Appleseeds

Someone who doesn’t make modern mistakes.

We should thanks all bicyclists for being good appleseeds - for not making the modern mistake of ruining the planet.

Appleseeds by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Johnny Appleweed 

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 2, 2020