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apple bong

it's when you take an apple, drill a hole through the middle, and stick marijuana in it.
Hao ate some of an apple bong and it came out in his shit.
apple bong by Amanda Hsiao June 8, 2003

Apple Bong

What Rob Borzillo makes
Borzillo: I can make a bong outta carrots too!
Apple Bong by Rob May 2, 2004

Apple bong

The sound that is played on a Macintosh computer when it is turned on. The sound file is programed into the computer, it is not part of the software, which means that regarless of which OS you are running, the sound will stay there. If you do not like the sound, one may mute their speakers before they shut down their computer and the sound will not play the next time your Mac is turned on.
I hate the Apple bong...so I just mute my speakers.
Apple bong by Taylor March 30, 2005

bongo apples 

A word used to describe something badass when actually saying badass or even ba isn't appropriate.

Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.
Grace: Dude that ninja is soooo bongo apples!

Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!
bongo apples by evilpastry December 1, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026