1) adj. A bunch of crap; foolishness.

2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.
Person 1 - "What's this lecture about?"
Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."
by rZsquared February 14, 2011
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when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.
I know you want my apple pie.
by hannah March 30, 2004
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The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".
Example 1 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*

Example 2 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.

Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*
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"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."
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The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.
When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie
by We are ONE May 17, 2011
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to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.
ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie."

FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"
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