appentace 

Redneck definition for padawan or "APPRENTICE"

jimmy done god his ass a new appentace and were rilly rilly eh-sited boud it

appentace by jimmy's appentace October 18, 2008

Ranger's Apprentice 

The BEST book series ever, originates in Australia from the author John Flanagan.

my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good

Ranger's Apprentice by Ranger Will December 18, 2008

Apprentice

Someone who does the exact same job as everyone else at the company but gets paid less because of the false promise for an education. A scam scheme to pay people less than the minimum wage when working out pay per hour. A disgraceful scheme.

The apprentice asked me if she can get a wage based on her performance, I laughed at that even though she does show me up with my job.

Apprentice by FrankyWanky January 20, 2021

noodly appendage 

A weapon of mass destruction

Let Fsm touch you with his noodly appendage.

noodly appendage by Olof8900 January 18, 2017

phallic appendage 

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer

whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage

phallic appendage by governmentsarenotsupposetomilk February 17, 2023

Toaster Apprentice 

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

Toaster Apprentice by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

Apprentice

A young person who is learning a trade or proffesion by working alongside an expert, usually for a set period of time at low wages.

The apprentice learns from a master or misstress.

Apprentice by Jafje May 25, 2007