The highly unlikely, yet considerably dangerous state in which both the apocalypse, and a catastrophe, are simultaniously occuring.
Nigel: "oh shit... it's a zombie apocalypse, and a nuclear catastrophe! It's a nuclear zombie apostrophe!"
by nj412 December 12, 2010
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To simply add apostrophes where they are needed. Most commonly used when finding errors.
Board: l examen

Me: you've got to apostrophize it.

Board: l'examen
by Carlierenee22 March 22, 2014
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a rather fine song, from a rather fine album of the same name, by Frank Zappa- Jack Bruce played bass on much of it...
by Maiga October 10, 2007
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A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.
The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.
Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."
by 89IA January 9, 2011
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