Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.
by Merfzero August 24, 2007
A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 21, 2012
When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.
White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."
Person of color- "Thank you?"
Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"
Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
Person of color- "Thank you?"
Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"
Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
by Flippityfloo November 20, 2014
man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009
by Grandpa Smith July 19, 2009
A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.
Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023
by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021