Anatolian Corkscrew 

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.

Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.

Anatolian Corkscrew by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Apatowian 

Media, particularly cinema, which is similar in style or content to media produced, written or directed by Judd Apatow.

That movie was was typically Apatowian, using comedy as a sugar coating for a bitterly vulgar pill.

It had lots of nudity, it was quite Apatowian!

Apatowian by zteacher May 3, 2011

Atovian 

An annoying ginger that can’t keep anything to himself. He’s hot, but he can also mislead you. He easily falls in love with people and ends up being loyal.

So you’re talking to Atovian now. Disappointing

Atovian by Killen December 10, 2018

Apatovianism 

Apatovianism is a recent counter-cultural movement that invokes the seeming spirit of elevating cinematic discourse with recognized films of artistic merit in order to pervert the experience for new viewers, and the overall cinematic legacy of the works in society, by discussing them in prosaic and brain-numbingly subversive analysis.

The ultimate goal being that every last film (either new or old) regarded as progressive or "different" is ruined before the eyes of newcomers that have not had the viewing experience before reading an analysis by an Apatovianist agent. The Apatovianists believe first-impressions are key in impregnating a psychological deterrent.

This is all done so that the market-fare cinema is that much more appealing to the mass public and firmly fortified. And the films of artistic merit...that much more compromised and deadened by Apatovianists.

Judd Apatow is the fountainhead symbol of this movement based purely on a pop-cultural standing as being a notable director among market-fare cinema.

The most hardcore example of Apatovianism-in-action consists of Internet forum posts that discuss films in a manner that gives away an aesthetic verdict on what the film represents or definitive qualities it stands for as interpreted by that person, especially in a finalizing tone.

Apatovianism by AntiApatovianismFounder August 2, 2008

Apatovianist 

one who prescribes to the tenets of apatovianism, a modern aesthetic movement that exists solely to alienate people and make fun of any person, idea or thing that does not coincide with the believer's accepted set of what is intelligent or worth a damn.

noun; a dumb stupid.

a group of loud apatovianista was overheard making fun of a movie they had neither seen nor heard of at the local american apparel store while purchasing a three-pack of cotton underpants at least two sizes too small.

Apatovianist by march_hare August 4, 2008

apoovian 

a universal term used for any person with dark skin from an unknown part of the middle east.

The nice little apoovian works at the quickie-mart.

apoovian by Amy Spies July 16, 2008