8 definitions by Epic Tetus
Capitalization style used for most book titles, Where All Important Words are Capitalized.
Some individuals type every sentence of theirs like this, because all caps just doesn't have the right je ne sais quoi. (Others, presumably for the same unknowable reasons, Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word. That style is called proper case.)
Some individuals type every sentence of theirs like this, because all caps just doesn't have the right je ne sais quoi. (Others, presumably for the same unknowable reasons, Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word. That style is called proper case.)
Commenter 1: Love this song! So great for dancing. Anybody have any idea what the lyrics are about? They're pretty random, lol.
Commenter 2: Are You Kidding Bro These Lyrics are Disgusting, Truely Satanic Sh**. Read Between the Lines my Friend!! Look Up the Illuminati and U Will See What I'm Talking About, Don't Let Your Self be Hypnotized by The Media!!!
Commenter 1: I appreciate that you took the time to write that in title case. It really showed the gravity of your appeal. You can rest assured that I take you seriously.
Commenter 2: Are You Kidding Bro These Lyrics are Disgusting, Truely Satanic Sh**. Read Between the Lines my Friend!! Look Up the Illuminati and U Will See What I'm Talking About, Don't Let Your Self be Hypnotized by The Media!!!
Commenter 1: I appreciate that you took the time to write that in title case. It really showed the gravity of your appeal. You can rest assured that I take you seriously.
by Epic Tetus February 18, 2015
When two Urban Dictionary contributors submit entries simultaneously, and each (acting as editor) rejects the other's definition. Then both tweak their entries and resubmit, only to reject each other once again; the struggle may continue like this for hours, or even days. Whoever gets their definition accepted first wins.
by Epic Tetus March 7, 2015
Extremely kinky, deviant fuckmaking. Often, though not necessarily, involves unorthodox use of bodily liquids and solids, special equipment and some degree of risk.
For more information, see most Urban Dictionary entries that contain a demonym—a name used for locals of a given place , such as "South American," "Turkish," or "Californian."
Compare Toponym sex.
For more information, see most Urban Dictionary entries that contain a demonym—a name used for locals of a given place , such as "South American," "Turkish," or "Californian."
Compare Toponym sex.
by Epic Tetus February 13, 2015
A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus March 1, 2015
A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.
The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
A sexual act involving two male participants. One must be Armenian, the other Azerbaijani. The men's peckers, symbolizing the territories of Nagorno-Karabakh and Nakhchivan, should be painted with cake icing in appropriate national colors. (Red, blue and apricot for the Armenian; light blue, red and green for the Azerbaijani—with an optional white star and crescent on his glans.)
The participants proceed to give each other simultaneous oral pleasure in a sixty-nine arrangement. Then, dick in mouth, the Azerbaijani must hum the Armenian national anthem as loudly and tunefully as he can, whilst the Armenian does the same with the Azerbaijani anthem. Whoever causes the other man to cum first is declared the winner; both must swallow. Afterwards, it is recommended that the two kiss and make up.
The participants proceed to give each other simultaneous oral pleasure in a sixty-nine arrangement. Then, dick in mouth, the Azerbaijani must hum the Armenian national anthem as loudly and tunefully as he can, whilst the Armenian does the same with the Azerbaijani anthem. Whoever causes the other man to cum first is declared the winner; both must swallow. Afterwards, it is recommended that the two kiss and make up.
Transcaucasian Duet
Azerbaijani - MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M M M MM...
Armenian - MM MM-M-MMM, MM M-M-MMM, MM MM M-M M M M M...
Azerbaijani - MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M M M MM...
Armenian - MM MM-M-MMM, MM M-M-MMM, MM MM M-M M M M M...
by Epic Tetus March 3, 2015
Oral stimulation (kissing, nibbling, tonguing, etc.) of a partner's ear. Following the pattern of "cunnilingus," the word comes from Latin auris 'ear' + lingere 'lick.'
Not to be confused with the recent Urban Dictionary word of the day, "earlingus," which means the same thing, but somehow just sounds lowbrow.
Not to be confused with the recent Urban Dictionary word of the day, "earlingus," which means the same thing, but somehow just sounds lowbrow.
Janisha: Terry gave me some sweet aurilingus last night! She said I tasted like chestnuts.
Xiuying: Hold on, you mean oral sex?
Janisha: Aural, yeah. It was hot.
Xiuying: Hold on, you mean oral sex?
Janisha: Aural, yeah. It was hot.
by Epic Tetus March 7, 2015