apatheist 

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

apatheist by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

apatheist 

Someone who just doesn't care whether God exists or not and realizes that such a fact won't effect their life anyway, comes from the word 'apathy' meaning "absence of emotion" and 'theism' meaning "belief in God"

Susan: "Are you an Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? What???"

Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"

Susan: "So what are you then?"

Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"

apatheist by sazzymazzy May 1, 2009

Apathostic

A religious philosophy where the adherent, while recognising that there may or may not be a higher power at work in the universe, just simply doesn't care.

Note: Credit to Mark Gibson for independently coming up with the concept.

I was reading an epic flame war between Atheists and Theists about the nature of God, and I realised that I simply don't care if it's true or not. I think I've become Apathostic.

Apathostic by Zebidee55 May 13, 2010

apathise 

To feel apathy or indifference towards something.

Trixie: "I don't understand how you can completely apathise with the poor and the homeless."
Kirbox: "Who?"

apathise by fifi_heidelberg July 3, 2011

apathist 

1. One who is apathetic. They may be disinterested through their own intention or naturally uncaring. In severe cases this may lead to a distinct lack of effort toward all tasks. Chronic affliction is as yet incurable.
2. A member of the Young Apathists Party.

Man: Why are you in such a state of uncare?
Apathist: Because fuck you.

apathist by Uncarer November 15, 2005

Apathist 

Unlike an atheist that does not believe an apathist might believe and simply does not care. Uncaring about religious or spiritual matters.

Her apathist views prevented her from caring about what was written on a dollar bill.

Apathist by MamaPaige81 January 4, 2015

apathasterbate 

when you become so full of apathy, you just want to masturbate.

sometimes, when jim's day at work goes so badly, he just wants to do some apathasterbate all over his desk.

apathasterbate by apathasterbater November 29, 2011