5 definitions by VenkmanMcFly

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someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife
Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?
by VenkmanMcFly August 22, 2013

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Asexuality is, in a broad sense, a lack of sexual attraction to either sex. Unlike abstinence, which is a choice to abstain from sexual activity, asexuality is a sexual orientation. Although asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction, it does not imply lack of a sex drive, or libido.

Asexuals may or may not experience romantic attraction and will often identify by one of the following romantic orientations:
1. aromantic - lack of romantic attraction to either sex
2. biromantic - romantic attraction to both sexes
3. heteroromantic - romantic attraction to the opposite sex
4. homoromantic - romantic attraction to the same sex

Asexuals may engage in sexual activity for one or more of the following reasons:
1. to satisfy one's own sex drive, or libido
2. to satisfy a non-asexual partner's sexual desires
3. to satisfy intellectual curiosity

Some asexuals experience sexual attraction to a very finite extent. Gray area asexuals will rarely experience sexual attraction while demisexuals will only experience sexual attraction within a well-established relationship.

The asexual pride flag is comprised of four horizontal bars. The colors of these bars, from top to bottom, are black, gray, white, and purple. The meanings of these colors are listed below.
black - asexuality
gray - gray area asexuality and demisexuality
white - sexuality (a nod to comrades of asexuals who are not themselves asexual)
purple - community
As an aromantic asexual, the aspect of asexuality that I consider to be most frustrating is its general low awareness.
by VenkmanMcFly August 26, 2013

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Fox "News" anchor who swears at teleprompters and doesn't know about Coriolis effect
Bill O'Reilly (to teleprompter): Fucking thing sucks!

Bill O'Reilly (to some atheist guy): Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.
by VenkmanMcFly February 24, 2014

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living well, doing good to others, and having a fuckin' good time doing it
For me, that's the meaning of life.
by VenkmanMcFly August 26, 2013

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a very poory-written, fallacious, self-contradictory book filled with falsehoods, absurdities, atrocities, and scientific impossibilities that was written by ignorant, primitive desert nomads from the Bronze Age
Can you believe that two billion members of the entire human species actually believe that the Bible is true? What's up with that?
by VenkmanMcFly May 17, 2013

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