a haven for newbies whose vocabulary weapon of choice is lol!!!!11 and pedophiles. Hates cable modems with a passion because they see their phone bill kickbacks going down the drain.
by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
AOL (short for Anonymous Online Losers) is an internet service providor (ISP) for people who can't handle the real internet and want everything easy and served to them on a friggin platter. Morons.
Chat Room Scenario
Person 1: I have AOL and omfg it's the best!!!1
Person 2: Go to hell, n00b.
Person 3: *dies of laughing at the AOL shithead*
Person 1: I have AOL and omfg it's the best!!!1
Person 2: Go to hell, n00b.
Person 3: *dies of laughing at the AOL shithead*
by Blizzleair July 15, 2003
by lizzie December 18, 2004
What I used to have until I discovered something else. It's also very annoying and very sturbon at times..ahem actually all the time. It takes like 10 minutes to load once you use it 5 months non-stop. Infact, after my expirence on aol..i think I'd rather eat brussel sprouts. Better than going over the whole payment phase.
Example not meant to be funny =P and that guy is a monotone
Example not meant to be funny =P and that guy is a monotone
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure!
( 5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure...
(5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure..it's...
(5 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Yeah. No problem..
(2 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *BRINGS OUT A GUN AND TURNS IT ON HER-SELF..ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A LOUD BANG*
AOL PERSON: Eeeer...Ma'am
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sorry I just had to kill AOL
(Assistant called Alyson O. Lincoln lies motionless on the floor)
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure!
( 5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure...
(5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure..it's...
(5 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Yeah. No problem..
(2 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *BRINGS OUT A GUN AND TURNS IT ON HER-SELF..ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A LOUD BANG*
AOL PERSON: Eeeer...Ma'am
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sorry I just had to kill AOL
(Assistant called Alyson O. Lincoln lies motionless on the floor)
by I-REALLYHateAOL November 19, 2007
aol
by aol nerb May 27, 2009
A band that gives out free music on cd's in stores like target. Very nice except ive never gotten one of the cd's to play through my car on the way home...or in my player at home... hmmm.
Mom: Hey did you get aol's new cd?
Me: Yea it looks cool but i cant get it to play.
Mom: Yea none of my 56,000,000 do either...weird.
Me: Yea.
Me: Yea it looks cool but i cant get it to play.
Mom: Yea none of my 56,000,000 do either...weird.
Me: Yea.
by Josh Howards February 6, 2008