Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.

At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”

Aiden Granitz by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019

bone-afide 

to be genuinely fucked

When video of the hockey riot was televised – the chief vandals realized they were bone-afide.

bone-afide by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012

abidemi 

It is a name given to children that are born when thier father isn't around. This name is used in the yoruba parts of Nigeria. It is a unisex name. Kids with this name are very special to their mothers and sometimes considered fragile.

Her father travelled when she was born, everyone knew she would be named Abidemi.

abidemi by bbee July 18, 2015

Aoifeism 

Aoifeism, is the religious belief that two blood cousin's can share telepathic thoughts. They have a triangular hieroglyph, symbolising that two people share the same thought during the same time period.

To be accepted into the religion of Aoifeism, you must be baptised with purified water by the Aoifeism leaders

"Wish! We just said the same thing at the same time! We must be apart of the Aoifeism religion. We're blood cousin's too!"

Aoifeism by Teetree licker 5 September 4, 2021

Tard-aide 

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

Tard-aide by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

gay aiden 

A small gay man with a 1in also will grab ur nipples if he fights you

Guy hey Aiden you are gay

Aiden fuck u I'm going to grab your nipples gay Aiden is gay

gay aiden by Ur momololol September 19, 2018

Aiden Burns 

Ugly kid, he dont even know how to spell his own damn name. Gets dandruff everywhere. Has never had a girlfriend (never will) Aiden will annoy the shit out of you. he probably picks his nose and snacks on it. Like bro who is this kid??

person: ew look at aiden burns.
person 2: ikr he needs to take a shower.
person: frrrrrrrr

Aiden Burns by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020