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1. Sexual penetration of the hole in Jesus' side.
2. Getting a handjob from Jesus via the hole in his hand. On the 3rd day the stone was rolled away and Jesus came out and gave everyone a crucifuck.
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A religous asshole. Term made popular by Wesley Willis. Once upon a time I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church. I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck.
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when you stick a bitch to a cross, then proceed to nail her. pun intended. melissa was pissing me off on the ride home last night, i knew she still wanted to fuck, so once she let her guard down, i threw that bitch on the cross and crucifucked her.
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To rape someone with a crucifix. Preferabbly one that is made of splintered wood, or ice cold serrated steel. I just crucifucked some old born again christian housewife.
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