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1. crucifuck
1. Sexual penetration of the hole in Jesus' side.
2. Getting a handjob from Jesus via the hole in his hand.
On the 3rd day the stone was rolled away and Jesus came out and gave everyone a crucifuck.
2. crucifuck
A religous asshole. Term made popular by Wesley Willis.
Once upon a time I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church. I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck.
by willisisgod Apr 19, 2003 add a video
3. crucifuck
when you stick a bitch to a cross, then proceed to nail her. pun intended.
melissa was pissing me off on the ride home last night, i knew she still wanted to fuck, so once she let her guard down, i threw that bitch on the cross and crucifucked her.
4. crucifuck
To rape someone with a crucifix. Preferabbly one that is made of splintered wood, or ice cold serrated steel.
I just crucifucked some old born again christian housewife.
by KGz Nov 9, 2003 add a video
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