|1.||I Speak The Truth|
An Antonymic phrase;
If the phrase is spoken repeatedly over a prolonged amount of time, it is very likely untrue.
I don't want to be in charge, I Speak The Truth x 15
An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.
Source: The Lanan times.
A word in the urban dictionary whose tags and definitions out-number the definitions listed for its antonymic counterparts (e.g., honkey, cracker, devil, blue-eyed demon, rapist of cultures, etc.,) because the group of people they are making an attempt to distinguish are not so full of hate as to sacrifice time, energy, thought, and attention to defining, or developing, a concept that ironically defines who and what THEY are.
"The American people have always been anxious to know what they shall do with us... I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are worm-eaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! ... And if the negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone! ... your interference is doing him positive injury." ~Frederick Douglass
Kramer’s use of the word “nigger”, during his show, infallibly described his level of poise, tact, composure, professionalism, and integrity with his response to the hecklers in the audience.
Red Neck in Pick-up truck: Go back to Africa niggers!
Passerby1: Who are they talking to? The blacks in the Mercedes, or amongst themselves?
Passerby2: I don't know. I can't tell which is which.