The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch by dip July 19, 2004

mineplex anticheat 

A nonexistent entity.

Kevin: Dude there was someone flying around our skywars game with kill aura, but he didn’t get banned by mineplex anticheat! Well anyways, do you want to play another game?
Phillip: Hold on I just got kicked for flying for walking up stairs with lag.

mineplex anticheat by Myrus April 21, 2018

antichode 

(n) The oppposite of a chode; a long, stringy, unusually thin penis. Can be associated with tall people with a body type similar to the antichode itself, often "nerdy" or "dorky" in nature and befitting the qualities of someone who seems like they absolutely must have an antichode.

This limp string bean looks kind of like an antichode.

That lanky douche must have an antichode - I mean look at him!

Whoa, do you see that tree!? The slender shape of its trunk is identical to that of my pedophile priest's antichode!

antichode by Doosledorf June 14, 2008

antioch college 

probably the weirdest place you will ever go.

Horace Mann: I feel funky today.
Horace Mann: I know.
Horace Mann: I'll make Antioch College.

antioch college by rageofmarat January 1, 2014

Antioch 

A City in Eastern Contra Costa County halfway between East of San Francisco and West of Stockton that had the second largest track house developement in California next to Oranage county. The over building of large homes (many estate size) became well known in National News as the "Richest Ghetto in the US" after many of the home owners had lost their Jobs during the recent recession while their 5 year "liar loans" or ARM had expired at the same time as the recession creating a massive surplus of Large 2500-4000 sq ft forclosures often snatched up for a fraction of the building cost to investors who rented out the homes to "Section 8" for "Guarenteed Monthly Rent Income". Often locals complained it was unfair that their 2 income family, Friends, who found themselves evicted and living in tents in fields while Section 8 families moved out from the Urban areas of Oakland and San Francisco to move into the same houses payed for by Tax Payers. The new locals renamed the town as "The Yoc" or "Yock"

section 8 blite HuD Antioch

Antioch by crackaYack September 13, 2011

antioch 

city in Califonia, epitome of bay area suburbia with the hang-out highlights being Wal-Mart and a movie theater; often known as the "Yoch"

"Get's get out of the Yoch and do something fun in the city."

antioch by GracieLay March 15, 2005

Antioch 

Antioch (ant-E-yock) proper noun

Antioch is a strange city located about an hour east of San Francisco, where wild turkeys, wiggers, and crime run rampant.

Example:

-White male (who acts/dresses like he's from some kind of hood) says: "Daaaamm nigga! Look at all dem motha fuckin turkeys runnin around!"...
-Similarly dressed white male (with the same accent) replies: "Das wassup!"

The city of Antioch is a precious gem in the state of California if a precious gem where the same thing as stepping in a fresh pile of dog shit with no shoes or socks on, and the poo was still warm

Antioch by Coolcandy October 14, 2014