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ant n dec 

a term used in glamour photography and porn film production. an 'ant n dec shot' is one where the female star exposes her "bald little twat and arsehole" to the camera.much the same as tv schedulers do with the irritating geordie duo on uk television.
right then love thats enough tit shots lets do a couple of ant n decs then we can go for lunch.
ant n dec by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
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Ant 'n' Decs 

Edelman: Would you like some Ant & Decs?
Seamus: No, get off me you triple bum jew.
Ant 'n' Decs by Carl G November 26, 2004

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Yo bro ant nap is literally uzi
Ant nap by Lil uzi vert34 October 18, 2020

antnarctica 

A place where the narcotics trade has been frozen for so long that it is completely inhospitable to all but the prudes and narcs.
Oh man, don't bother going to pine city for weed. The police have turned it into Antnarctica.
antnarctica by Babyashes May 10, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026