the morning announcements 

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.

My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

the morning announcements by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018

Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

Weather announcements by Blah December 14, 2003

I've come to make an annoucement 

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement

"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"

I've come to make an annoucement by twitter.com June 16, 2019

ive come to make an announcement

; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

ive come to make an announcement by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

Eggman’s Announcement by AMP.com March 18, 2022

anal announcement 

To fart; the diction of friction caused by a passage of foul air through vibrating buttocks.

2. noun. A passage of said arse-speak; German rhetoric; a bottom burp; beef; poot; air biscuit; under thunder.

anal announcement by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

Church Announcement 

An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".

I have a quick church announcement.

Church Announcement by CtownBishop July 6, 2022